Humane Solutions
Humane Solutions’ “Smart Choice” personal termination portal features the patented “Sneak Peek” simulation option.
Just How You Pictured It!
“Sneak Peek” is a new optional feature on the already popular “Smart Choice” device from Humane Solutions. It allows guests to visually immerse themselves in the comfortable illusion of a tangible afterlife just before their ultimate termination.
Choose from a variety of simulated transitional afterlife themes:
-Reincarnation: Rebirth in the maternity ward.
-Approaching the Pearly Gates.
-Grandma’s warm embrace.
The “Sneak Peek” has been found to lower anxiety, ease discomfort, and reduce unsightly last-minute negotiations when faced with the inevitable.
“Reincarnation”
“The Pearly Gates”
“Grandma’s Warm Embrace”
Choose your own afterlife simulation in the new “Sneak Peek.” Only available from the new termination assistant “Smart Choice” from Humane Solutions. New themes released soon!
Just Announced!
“Simulacrum” 1.0 BETA release: Submit photographs of your deceased loved ones and pets in advance of your appointment with us, and we will animate an immersive and realistic custom visual sequence for you of your long-awaited afterlife reunion.
New BETA release of “Simulacrum” 1.0 has just been announced,
providing the opportunity to reunite you with your loved ones.
“Good Times” Everflow Keepsake for the next of kin.
Your light burns eternal with this tasteful memento that seems to glow from your very life-force! Your family will always remember those precious times you shared together when they gaze upon this cherished keepsake.
For entertainment purposes only.
AAA batteries not included.
“Inspirational”
I think they show movies there. It's nice that young people have a place they can go at night and stay out of trouble.
“Keepsake is cheap plastic crap made in China”
When my mom went to Smart Choice, the family thought that it would be nice to get a one of those "Good Times" Everflow Keepsakes. The damn thing is so poorly made, it's a joke. The cat knocked it off the mantel on the first day, and now the thing just flickers. I still have two more payments to make on this stupid thing.
“When you gotta go…”
I went all in and submitted photos of old friends and family members who passed on a while ago. It will be cool to reunite with them, even it is only for a few minutes. I really didn't have much to leave little Billy, so I'm hoping the KinCredits will be a decent payday for him. I just want to be sure that my ex doesn't get a dime.
“This thing leaks and attracts rats”
I have to pass this thing on my way home from work every night. It gives me the creeps. When someone goes in there it shakes violently and makes a lot of noise. It also leaks, which is super nasty, and I've seen a lot of rats around it recently. That can't be a good sign.