Birthright Legacy
Birthright Legacy’s Exsanguinator can now process more units per minute, with less residual waste.
Extract the essence, discard the rest!
The Exsanguinator is the fastest and easiest way to extract valuable resources from underperforming family members or otherwise expendable humans.
Installing one in your region not only clears cluttered neighborhoods, but additionally repurposes a valuable resource to a growing transfusion market in the rejuvenation and wellness sectors.
Note that due to the exsanguination process, KinCredits are not offered at this facility.
Did you know…?
Birthright Legacy is not only the leader in repurposed vital fluids, but has a full line of new products as well!
We specialize in hybrid blends, and the fully synthetic Liquid Essense, all designed to make you feel young again!
Need Product???
We’ve got you covered! Our warehouses are overflowing and ready to ship.
“Good Riddance”
I made an appointment for the Exanguinator for my ex, and told him it was a new tanning salon. He's so dumb that he'll go. He thinks that we're getting back together. I wish I could be there as this thing sucks the life out of him, just like he did to me.
“VIP Tour is definitely worth it!”
So cool that this place offers behind-the-scenes tours. We went last weekend and brought the whole family! Definitely bring a poncho if you want to get up close.
“WTF?”
They just installed one of these in that run-down park near the old mall in White Plains! I was surprised to see that there is sometimes a line of people waiting to get in. Who are these people? Are they just going to "Juice" them? It's messed up.
“Why not?”
I heard that they were hiring so I applied today to work on the main floor. It's only minimum wage, but it's honest work and I need a job. If I get the gig I hope that nobody I know comes in, 'cause that would be pretty awkward. Fingers crossed!