Nom-Nom Cricket Slurry
Country Bar-B-Que, Cool Ranch, and Spicy Thai!
Aunt Minnie’s
What’s for dinner tonight?
Got a captive and indigent population to feed? We’re here to help solve the age-old problem of what to serve with Aunt Minnie’s Nom-Nom Cricket Slurry!
Aunt Minnie’s Nom-Nom Cricket Slurry is available in Original Recipe or in three new, exciting flavors: Country Bar-B-Que, Cool Ranch, and Spicy Thai!*
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*Product viability determined via extensive field testing with rodents.
**Meets the Saudi Convention’s guidelines for the humane treatment of captive populations.
“That Cricket Slurry Saved My Bottom Line”
"We've been feeding the Cricket Slurry to the gen pop in our sector for about 6 months now. To be honest, they didn't take to it at first. We had some problems, lost some folks, but the others... well, they came around eventually. Now they line up for it, and the savings are unbelievable! Five stars ain't enough!"
“This shit is nasty”
Our guerrilla unit has been working in the jungle for three months. The only provisions we have is this fucking "Nom-Nom" shit. It's so nasty that the dogs out here won't even eat it. They serve it to us for breakfast, lunch and dinner. The taste and the smell are bad enough, but would it kill you to put this crap in the blender so we didn't have to see what it's made of? Seeing these huge crickets in broth in my bowl three times a day is just wrong.
“Get bent”
You know, it's bad enough that they surrounded my camp with electric fences and make me a prisoner, but now the only food they are allowing in is this wretched Nom-Nom Cricket Slurry. You can't just mix crickets with water and salt and call that food. This is inhumane.
“Easy on the wallet”
While I would certainly never try this myself, we do serve it to our live-in cleaning and maintenance staff. Why shouldn't we be cost conscious during these times? I never hear any complaints, and frankly these people are lucky to have jobs and a hot meal.