Lifestyle Choices, LLP
Electric Fencing and Personnel Control Gates
“Kumbaya” electric fencing and personnel control gates from Lifestyle Choices, LLP
Nothing says “Kumbaya” like 40,000 volts.
Lifestyle Choices remains the industry leader in persuasive personnel management devices globally. We specialize in powerful deterrent and punitive infrastructure implementation and design.
Make fear your ally! Prevent undesirable personnel leakage, (UPL), from adjacent sectors flooding into your region with the latest containment fencing and personnel control gates from Lifestyle Choices, LLP.
Do your part to control the climate migration problem! Don’t risk damaging your social credit ranking by allowing high UPL levels to go unaddressed!
UPL is the leading cause of social disruption amongst the Entitled Sectors, and this beautiful, modern design makes a bold statement of authority and deterrence through the potential of lethal enforcement.
“I don’t understand”
Why were our passports taken away from us? They gave us some other identification papers, but they spelled my name wrong. It says "lower sector/ undesirable" under my classification, but I didn't do anything wrong. Why are all of the fences electrified? We can't get out! Is being poor against the law?
“That’s some quality stuff right there”
"We were fixin to corral some of them uppity folks down there and bought us some of that Kumbaya Fencing with that there Electric Gate. My God, you should see what 40,000 volts can do to a man! Unbelievable. We put some cattle up in there first to test it. Thought we'd have us some BBQ. But there was nuthin left. Just dust and a lot of smoke."
“Claimed!”
"I took my inheritance and got a bunch of Kumbaya Fencing and two Electrified Gates. We installed it around a couple of villages in rural Mexico and just took the whole region. The stupid villagers thought it was great. Next week I'm raising their taxes and claiming a couple of wives. Thank you Bon Voyage!"
“That’s some quality stuff right there”
"We were fixin to corral some of them uppity folks down there and bought us some of that Kumbaya Fencing with that there Electric Gate. My God, you should see what 40,000 volts can do to a man! Unbelievable. We put some cattle up in there first to test it. Thought we'd have us some BBQ. But there was nuthin left. Just dust and a lot of smoke."
“Can’t wait to fire this thing up”
They thought we were kidding. Next week the new electric fencing and that huge gate get hardwired into the municipal electricity grid, and we'll see who's laughing then. They never should have mocked us. Now they are property of the State. I give my people everything they could ever want. Is a little fealty too much to ask?