- Live Operators Standing by 24/7
- Same-Day Order Processing
- Quick Order Turnaround
- Customization to Your Specs
- Ethical Exemption Accounts
- No Moral Standard Delays
We Value Your Time
At Bon Voyage, we know that regime change can happen overnight. You need infrastructure support in place and ready to go in order to maintain power.
That’s why Bon Voyage is the #1 choice for personnel suppression and elimination infrastructure around the globe.
Global Call Center
(555) 789 6754
Global Call Center
(555) 789 6754
Our Pledge To You
- Everyday Low Prices
- No Credit? No Problem!
- We’ll Match Competitor’s Price
- Extended Warranties Available
- Standard 30 Day Return Policy
- No Haggling Policy
Best Price Guarantee
You’ll always get the best deal at Bon Voyage, where we put a high value on you, the consumer. We know that you have choices in the marketplace, and we want to create the best shopping experience possible to earn your business.
Our Pledge To You
- All transactions in cash or Bitcoin
- End-to-end encryption of your order
- Maintain plausible deniability
- Free burner phones for all customers
- No questions about intentions or usage
- See-No-Evil policies on all orders
Discretion is Rule #1
At Bon Voyage we understand the value of your privacy. Every step of the process from your initial inquiry to final order fulfillment, is completely anonymous. No data is collected during the transaction, so those pesky watchdog groups will stay hungry.
Global Call Center
(555) 789 6754
Global Call Center
(555) 789 6754
Our Pledge To You
- Guaranteed fatality rates
- Devices easy to clean and maintain
- Cost-effective incarceration strategies
- Ethics-free “coin-flip” trigger options
- Proven soul-crushing results
- Full fear and anxiety implementation packages
ROI
If you’re in the punitive infrastructure, internment, or personnel termination industries, you know that it’s a competitive marketplace. Our clients choose Bon Voyage because our devices work as expected, every time. Our products require less maintenance costs over their lifespan, which means that your return on investment is higher throughout the product cycle.
Bon Voyage is a global broker of quality goods and services. We cater to the needs of entities which specialize in personnel suppression, incarceration, and targeted depopulation in an ongoing effort to maintain world order.
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Kumbaya
Financing Available?
No
Self-Cleaning Function?
Yes
Kin Credit Compatible?
No
Maintenance Package Available?
Yes
Extended Warranty Available?
Yes
Eterna
Financing Available?
Yes
Self-Cleaning Function?
No
Kin Credit Compatible?
Yes
Maintenance Package Available?
Yes
Extended Warranty Available?
Yes
The Chum Bucket
Financing Available?
Yes
Self-Cleaning Function?
No. Hose required.
Kin Credit Compatible?
Yes
Maintenance Package Available?
Yes
Extended Warranty Available?
Yes